For example let's take "Billy", Billy is a fucking retard completely incapable of accomplishing the simplest task without fucking it up, or taking three times the normal amount of time to complete the same task any "normal" functioning individual would. In fact Billy is so fucking stupid he should be castrated and made an example of in order to discourage other stupid people from breeding for the sake of humanity as a whole.
Corporate verbage translates to; Billy is inconsistent in completing duties(i said duties) in a timely and accurate manner. I encourage Billy to maintain a more active awareness of his daily tasks and prioritize them to more effectively and efficiently complete them.
Well were's the fun in that?
Not to mention actually giving these reviews to the reviewee, everybody's got a fucking excuse for everything. Not to mention any thought of accountability is right out. It's always somebody else's fault they can't do there job. But we must be sensitive to this, "Billy how can I help you perform better?"
I hate to be so intolerant of people's stupidity but for the love of Pete...just do your fucking job :-)
