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have you ever wondered were babies come from? well i know, i looked it up. people think its the miracle of birth, but their all wrong. babies are made in a factory in des moines, iowa by a company by the name of heywhydon'tyousitdownandenjoyafrappachinowhilewemakethisbaby co. the average cost of production is somewhere around a nickel to a nickel and a half, but the mark up is ridiculous. not only that but the maintenance on them will cost you an arm and a leg, perhaps even your eyes and your husband's smile, or your mother's nose, or even the cantankerous attitude of you grandfather. either way i'm always back and forth on whether or not to get one. i'm not sure were that came from, or why i even thought of it...i just thought i'd share it with you.